ohhh man-

it was long ago, seems like a dream. the day i sucked the air from a bottle of whipped cream. and i got really high, and things got really slow, and i started talkin like this 'what's going on? i don't know'. and then i sold my car for a Greatful Dead ticket. my dad yelled at me and he grounded at me, and he said i was a dick. it was the worst day of my life. and i'll never forget. but the very next day i was doing bang hits in the back of my friend's chevy. so don't tell me we're winning the war on drugs 'cause drugs are like a bog ol' can of raid. and you're all little bugs. and don't tell me to not get high 'cause i'm as low as i can get without kissing your ass and blowing you at the same time. 

man, don't tell me about love and peace when one of the Joneses have a handgun pointed at me. don't tell me to just say no, i'm an addict, i say don"t let me go. whatever happened to sex drugs and rock n' roll ? now we just have AIDS crack and techno. 

so they busted me, so i say 'fuck them up' for sellingdope and i went to jail. and i wasn't forgiven like that little fucker who shot the pope. and he said i had the right to remain silent. and they couldn't explain. but i didn't resist and i was invited 'cause all i ever wanted was the right to remain. and they questioned me, yeah they asked me 'why?' and i said 'fuck off.' i don't think i should be shot for selling pot. it's just my little way of saying 'high'. now my record's all fucked up, now two times a week. they make me piss in a cup. well, what i want to do is piss down their throats. 

okay, here's the sensitive part. they told me that times have changed 'cause our parents had Hendrix, Janis and Jim. but what about River Phoenix and Curt Cobain? and they told me that life was fair. i can't smoke a plant that was made by God, but i can kill my wife if i'm a football player. and they told me, they told me to just ignore. but i'd rather smoke crack outta Nancy Reagen's skull, while getting a blowjob from Tipper Gore. 

whatever happened to sex, drugs and rock n' roll? now we just have AIDS crack and techno.